Arooooooo…be sure to get out and vote y’all…

Arooooooooo.

Well, my dad has gone off again this weekend.  He never tells me anything anymore…except when he’s here for a few days.  Then, I think he just talks to me because he’s bored.

I know where he’s at though.  He’s off with that girlfriend of his.  She did finally come see me, but she was stingy with her petting on me…Arooooooooooooo.  I wish he’d just marry her.  Maybe then I’d get to live with them, and wouldn’t be left alone here so much…Arooooooooo-roooooooo.

Well…like I said, dad’s gone again, and I’m left outside.  I got loose last weekend, but it didn’t last long.  That human traitor that I thought was my friend came and caught me.  Then I was back on the lead.

Well, I’m stuck outside.  Yes…outside.  And it’s cold than I’d like it to be too.  Good thing I got this fur coat to wear year round, huh?  I don’t get all that cold, but I sure stay warmer when I got a house to keep the wind off me.

I get fed better too.  I get some of what dad’s eating, most of the time.  He don’t get me the cheeseburgers anymore.  I think he thinks I enjoy them too much…Arooooooooo.

Oh well…I guess that’s all I got to talk about for now, so I’m gonna howl on outta here…Aroooooooooooo.

That’s the latest news from around here, but I’m sure I’ll have more for you soon.

Talk…er, howl at you next time…Aroooooooooooo…

Danger Speaks…
From the Zone

Arooooooooo.

Well, my dad has gone off and left me again this weekend.  Not sure where he went either.  He never tells me anything anymore…except when he’s here for a few days.  Then, I think he just talks to me because he’s bored.

Well…like I said, dad’s gone again.  And I’m stuck outside.  Yes…outside.  And it’s cold too.  Good thing I got this fur coat to wear year round, huh?  I don’t get all that cold, but I sure stay warmer when I got a house to keep the wind off me.

And the food is better too.  Cause I usually get some of what dad’s eating.  When he’s gone, all I get is dry dog food.  Imagine that…a big bad wolf like me having to eat dog food, and nothing else.

Oh well…I guess that’s all I got to talk about for now, so I’m gonna howl on outta here…Aroooooooooooo.

Thats the latest news from around here, but I’m sure I’ll have more for you soon.

Talk…er, howl at you next time…Aroooooooooooo…

Danger Speaks…
From the Zone